Yo, I changed the text highlight feature and I like it.

Green's my favorite color...

fartgallery:

just invented a machine capable of breaking all the known laws of the universe. who wants to partner with me? we can split the profits 55/55

katyissuperawesome:

littletinydoom:

megthemermaid:

our-lady-of-iron:

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.
Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 
The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!
Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

floppy horsies

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

a horse lookout

katyissuperawesome:

littletinydoom:

megthemermaid:

our-lady-of-iron:

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.

Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 

The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!

Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

floppy horsies

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

a horse lookout

(via hi)

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theprincedouche:

Zayn Malik is a 1080p person living in a 144p world

(via hi)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via hi)

amazelife:

Never forget 3 types of people in your life:

  1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
  2. Who left you in your difficult times.
  3. Who put you in difficult times.

Amen

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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versacefag:

Emma Roberts credit in the opening in american horror story is something getting it’s ass ate out. The true gay icon tbh.

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tyleroakley:

dailytroyler:

tYLER……What are you doing?

getting head from a dinosaur what are yOU DOING